Thursday, June 22, 2006

Cancer doesn't count

The commercial features a model poorly photoshopped to look wrinkled and leathery; her skin peels off like paper, revealing the fresh and ostensibly sexy person underneath. You see, with this magical cream, "sun-worshippers" can rejoice without bad consequences. You know, lines and wrinkles and discoloration, the major important reasons why it is bad to spend large amounts of time in the sun...


  1. Oh yeah. I use Ocean Potion.

  2. Ironically, peeling off skin (with a scalpel!) is how they're going to treat the skin cancer anyway....