Thursday, June 22, 2006

Cancer doesn't count

The commercial features a model poorly photoshopped to look wrinkled and leathery; her skin peels off like paper, revealing the fresh and ostensibly sexy person underneath. You see, with this magical cream, "sun-worshippers" can rejoice without bad consequences. You know, lines and wrinkles and discoloration, the major important reasons why it is bad to spend large amounts of time in the sun...

2 comments:

  1. Oh yeah. I use Ocean Potion.

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  2. Ironically, peeling off skin (with a scalpel!) is how they're going to treat the skin cancer anyway....

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