Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Oh, governor of mine

Governor Rick Perry on the right of lesbians and gay men to marry:
Texas has made a decision on marriage, and if there's a state with more lenient views than Texas, then maybe that's where they should live.
You hear that? You want the same basic rights as us straight folk and you can just get the hell out! Your elected leader done told you not to do any of that butt-stuff in these here parts.

Christ on a crutch, these Republicans are gonna be the death of me. Literally, at the rate they're going.

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  1. What are we still doing here?

  2. What did I like about Texas? Hmmm... I liked those "Don't Mess With Texas" TV commercials. Especially the one where the two hicks in a pickup are going down the highway, throwing beer cans out the windows, and a big-ass WWII bomber comes up behind them, "... target in sights..." Maybe I just wished that kind of thing really happened...