Thursday, April 28, 2005

Contents of sixth-grade note

I recovered the following correspondence from the classroom floor. Very enlightening. When folded, the outside reads:
2: Vic
From: Emi
LAkers

Unfolded, the interior reads:
Victoria,

Holla HI, waz &uarr, Well me + Dylan r friends again! R U trying
to break &uarr Victor + Amber? I heard u r giving Ambe attitude
Just pick Victor or michale!
DUH!
-Emmy

LAKerS!

The note is cleverly color coordinated in purple and yellow to fit the much-ballyhooed Lakers theme. I thought you would appreciate the sixth-grade experience.

humor

4 comments:

  1. what's really interesting is the transfer of typed/email/text messaging lingo to hand written form (it was hand-written, right?).

    Damn kids. In a couple decades novels will probably be written in this "Neo-English."

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  2. Nice blog, Ryan. I will be in your shoes in a few years; Im an education major at Princeton. I, too, have a blog; a very progressive one.
    http://educationalvignette.blogspot.com/

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  3. Were our letters ever that Ineligible?

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  4. By the way...That last word was a joke, in case you didn't catch it. :)

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